SuperSaf

It’s been a VERY long time…

Hiii,

Quite possibly, ‘The Daily Adventures of Saf’ was a bit of a lie. Daily Monthly?

To sum up:

• I felt dead one week in which I was constantly tired and was sleeping about 13 hours a day and Bryony thought I was depressed but it turned out that my Hayfever medicine was drowsy…
• I called my Aunty a peasant and she refused to let go of it and kept bringing it up…
• I had presentation skills and did a presentation in front of a room full of people without the usual heart failure/cardiac arrest! T’was a funny presentation. I talked about two people who I loved dearly and were very important to me called Sue and Paul. The whole room thought I was actually talking about people until I took out my iPhone from my pocket and said, ‘I’d like to introduce Paul to you’ and then ‘Sue is Paul’s cousin, the iMac, which is sat at home!’ I laughed. People laughed but it was more at me rather then with me…
• I did the Y12 induction. I showed around students who were thinking of joining the HGS Sixth Form in September. It was so embarrassing. I forgot what the door code was and was forced to wait outside with the new students and make uncomfortable conversation until someone came to open the door. The new students just thought that I was an idiot.
• I’m going to Alton Towers on Wednesday 16th July. I was being forced to go by Bryony and Zainab but now quite excited about it.
• I was praised by the Head of Key Stage 4 for the time and effort I have put in to help the person I’m mentoring and the profound (positive!) effect it has had on their education and general behavior in school. I’ve said before that praise goes straight to my head. Couldn’t stop smiling and being all bouncy.
• Then was praised by my form tutor for the brilliant help that I provided on the Y12 Induction Day. Again the praise went straight to my head.
• Someone (we’ll call them J) has a huge crush on a teacher (who we’ll call Mr C). She’ll kill me for mentioning it on the blog…
• I’ve got stupid Challenge of Management on Wednesday, Thursday and Friday this week which means I have to wear business attire (i.e. Suit and Tie). For the record, I DO NOT WANT TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS.
• Humaira was completely killed by Dr Gregson for leaving it until a couple days before to tell him that she would not be attending the last day of Challenge of Management due to a family wedding. T’was funny.
• Humaira deserved to be killed by Dr Gregson because she told The Git things about me for which The Git gave me a 5 minute lecture in front of people. I don’t like either of you.
• I’ve been so busy recently that I haven’t been able to blog, go on MSN, go on Facebook or do other fun things.
• And we had a Fire Drill at Lunch when I was in Common Room on the laptop. We were supposed to leave our things but instead I stayed, turned off the laptop and packed it away and THEN went out off the building.
• I bought clothes from TopMan and Hannah really liked my jacket and wore it through the whole of Biology while I was forced to wear her tight leather jacket. Looked so gay it was unreal.

FINALLY, THE iPhone 3G HAS FINALLY BEEN ANNOUNCED AND WILL BE OUT JULY 11TH! I CAN’T WAIT!!!

Until tomorrow,

Bye