Appletizer and ID
July 8th, 2008 | by Saf |Hi,
Today was all about having hardly any lessons, skiving the few lessons that I actually had and embracing the childishness inside us (admittedly, the childishness happens almost everyday…)
So I’ve had 3 hours of frees in which I was incredibly bored.
Plus an hour and 10 minutes for Lunch in which me, Zainab and Tim started screwing up tissues, dipping them in water and then throwing them at people across the common room and those opposite us. 50 points extra if you got their face! Me and Zainab were level in points. Humaira + Rob were my targets. Andy let me have a free shot at his face to get me some extra points! Thanks Andy!
Went to House Music which was completely rubbish because people were singing with a CD and yocouldn’t actually hear them.
Went late to Biology in which we messed around and literally ran around the room in the name of phytoplankton…
Then me and Zainab skipped Maths to go watch House Music but this time it was funny because Chris presented it! Hilarious. He started singing Barry Manilow - ‘Mandy’! Zainab shouted ‘OFF OFF OFF OFF’ and then the whole hall started to join in. Zainab = not nice person! lol
Oh yea, the title. It refers to Qudsiyah. She works at Sainsbury’s on the tills. She has to ask for ID if someone buys alcohol and they look under-age. So someone bought a bottle of Appletizer and she’d never seen Appletizer before! She asked the guy for ID and the guy said, ‘Are you joking?’ To which Qudsiyah replied, ‘You’re clearly under-age’!!!!!! Can’t believe she asked someone for ID to buy a bottle of Appletizer! Only Qudsiyah could do this. I’ve got a picture for you:
Finally, After school was weird. Humaira stayed behind. We went to Library because I wanted to print something (never actually got round to it) and Sarah and Helen were having this huge argument. It was très funny. Me and Humaira just felt uncomfortable and Humaira turned the other way and started laughing! I was biting my lip trying not to burst out into laughter!
Hilarious!
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One Response to “Appletizer and ID”
By Frank on Jul 9, 2008 | Reply
LMAO at Qudsiyah’s jazz hands! What a picture
Subtlety = not Humaira. Not that you did any better. You just laughed without turning away. Ah well.
And that fight was clearly not supposed to be funny. I couldn’t help it
I’m liking the Challenge of Management photos. And HA for not winning the biscuits thing! After all that bragging.
Having wet paper thrown at me: NOT FUN. Sod off.
And I felt sorry for that year seven guy. Especially since Adarsh saw him perform. Wouldn’t put it past Adarsh to point and laugh at him whenever he sees him round school, and shout ‘FAILURE!’ or something similarly cruel.
Aherm. Essay over.