Alton Towers

July 16th, 2008 | by Saf |

Hi,

Went to Alton Towers today. So much fun.

Woke up at some ungodly time like 6:00 or 6:30. I dunno, I was too groggy to actually notice properly. Was woken up by the noise made by wearing a shower cap whilst, you guessed it, showering. Had to cover my hair though, trying to protect the colour!

Coach set off at a weird time as well. I don’t know. Still sorta sleepy.

Got to Alton Towers and had a lot of fun. Me and Jenny went on all the rides together and I was freaking out at them all. Jenny was my rock, albeit my equally scared rock.

Spinball Whizzer was great. Me and Jenny were screaming and swearing excessively.

Runaway mine train just freaked me and Jenny out because the bar wouldn’t secure us properly because we’re small!

Blade was just freaking me out. I entwined my arms through Andy and Jenny who were on either side of me and went to my ‘happy place’.

NEMESIS! I was forced to sit on it! 70 minute queue! When it was out turn I spazzed out and attempted to run away. Finally sat on it and put my arm round Jenny’s and held the metal bars tight and almost cried. lol. Shaking so much but I did enjoy it. Bought a picture of it. I’ll put that on in tomorrow’s post.

Then went on the swings which even though is supposed to be a kiddy ride, scared me! Me and Jenny wanted to go on the squirrel ride but all the 7 year olds made the queue big. So I shouted, ‘WANKERS’ at them and we ran away after corrupting their minds.

Photo’s (CLICK HERE FOR LINK TO MORE ALTON TOWERS PHOTOS):

River Rapids 3

Bryony and Me.

Queuing for Nemesis 1

The Trio

Finally:

Zainab and her Diet Coke

  1. 4 Responses to “Alton Towers”

  2. By Frank on Jul 17, 2008 | Reply

    Liking Zainab’s ‘Hip flask’…
    And hair!! Could have been worse, I suppose. At least it’s only borderline banned-colour, lol. And although the shower cap has just ensured your social suicide, you don’t look TOO gay.. Well. That’s debatable. I’m betting Sebastian likes it.
    The photos are funny and rather disturbing (Bryony..what is Rob DOING?!)
    :)

  3. By Bryony (aka source of all evil or just plain saucy) on Jul 17, 2008 | Reply

    Okay okay i’ll settle this. I was standing on the fence trying to see how far the queue went on for for Nememis (we’d been stood for twenty mins and still had an hour to go) and Rob lifted me up further and Saf caught the pic after i was about to be put back down. IT IS NOT HOW IT LOOKS (Saf i’ll kill you for your comment on it!)
    Today was awesome - so proud of you Saf for going on the rides I forced you on. You and the condom sheet on the river rapids was tres superb.
    Well done Saf (you’re hair is only slightly ginger - more coppertoned in my opinion)

  4. By J on Jul 17, 2008 | Reply

    It was a pretty ace day, we well showed those 7 year olds, I really wanted to go the squirrel ride too :( but we went on Nemesis :D (even if you did break my arm by squeezing it too hard :( ) liking the pics dear, good work x

  5. By Guess Who on Jul 20, 2008 | Reply

    I WAS BRAVER THAN ALL YOU SODDING PEOPLE WHO WENT ON NEMESIS

    YOU ALL KNOW THE REASON WHY

    SHAME ON YOU GOD DAMN IT

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