Rent Boy, Frank’s Cousin and Humaira the Paki Bitch

August 7th, 2008 | by Saf |

Hi,

Oh just to avoid confusion, there’s no link between me being a Rent Boy and Frank’s Cousin and the great big Paki.

Yea, I’m a Rent Boy. Saf the Rent Boy. Rent Boy Saf. You gotta admit it’s got quite a ring to it. I love it. I swear people think I’m a naive, innocent boy. I was on the phone to someone and she asked me if I knew what ‘Rent Boy’ meant! Yea, of course, I said, it’s a boy who goes to collect his tenant’s rent. FUCK ME, I’m not thick. Lol. I get paid well. :P

Frank’s Cousin, Sana. Her comments crack me up. So sweet of her to call me gay and then a dumbass. Awww. I feel fuzzy. :)

And Humaira is a great big paki bitch. We’ve started to resort to ‘positive racism’. It’s great. Just sorta freaks people out when we’re having a group msn convo and me and Humaira just start pelting each other with racial abuse. Or when I started shouting racist comments over the phone in the Hospital canteen and Emad, Lauren and people around me just stared…

Abuse from you Bryony will not be tolerated! :)

Anyway, haven’t really done much else recently. The building work in house is giving me a headache and making me wake up early. Not liking it. Thankfully, it’s almost finished now.

Adios :)

  1. 4 Responses to “Rent Boy, Frank’s Cousin and Humaira the Paki Bitch”

  2. By Frank on Aug 8, 2008 | Reply

    GO BACK TO YOUR OWN COUNTRY/CORNERSHOP, COCONUT WANNABE-JOYRIDER GIT.
    *Waves in positive racist manner*
    Where’s Andy when you need a bit of ill-placed racism..?
    And Zainab? lol.
    :)

  3. By Bryony (aka source of all evil or just plain saucy) on Aug 10, 2008 | Reply

    Since you wrote rent boy in your blog you keep getting um….’interesting’ adverts in the cool stuff section. Atm its advertising interacial love sex chat lines - something you’re not telling us?
    And what’s this about abuse from Bryony will not be tolerated? Hello - you abuse me, not the other way around! Plus we are part of the Friday Night Sex Bomb/ Teletubby club and we do not abuse anyone other than Sal and Emad.

  4. By Frank on Aug 11, 2008 | Reply

    I thought it was the Friday Night Loners club? Or did you lot just go into denial?

  5. By Jedi Master on Aug 11, 2008 | Reply

    Bryony was mean in her comment…!
    And clearly Frank doesn’t know what it’s like to be part of the Friday Night Club (let’s leave out “Sex Bomb” for now…)
    And yes Saf, explanation is needed as to “who’s waiting to meet me at interracial romance”…

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