SuperSaf

It’s been a long time!

Hey,

It’s been aaages since I last blogged. For the first time ever I have actually been busy and doing work. I know! We’ll have a little catchup:

Happy 18th Birthday! I’m 18 years old now! I’m sorta running out of things to say about me being 18! Errrm, I’ll try another variation. Saf’s 18 years old! Ok, even by my standards that was rubbish…

I’m suddenly thinking of Huddersfield Pizza Hut and the discount cards we all took out. No Rafa, you can’t get a discount at Pizza Hut with a Matalan card.

House Debates – I went to them! Ok, I went to one.  But it was funny. Apparently I made an inappropriate comment towards a member of staff. T’was funny though, me and Zainab couldn’t decide who would get up and say it so I ended up shouting it out. Ben refused to answer my question.

Too much Cookie Dough and Nacho’s are being eaten in our free’s. Me and Zainab are just junkie’s. Desert Friday is going great. We’ve had a lot of deserts, even if it took us about 30 mins to decide every week… We still haven’t tried the disgusting looking Silicon Tit…

Me and Rafa keep having water fights. I threw a little bit of water on her so she threw a cup of water on me and drenched me while everyone in the common room just had a good laugh. I was literally dripping water. I got her back and since then we just sorta throw water on each other every now and again…

Apparently a teacher seems to love me… We’re currently devising tests to confirm this…

I’ve done my EPQ! The damn thing is complete. Did the presentation today! All done. Finished. 5000 words. Not slept properly for the last week. But I’m done!

Apple are still brilliant contrary to what Emad might say.

Humaira seems to be having dependency issues. I mean, just because I’m no longer with her in Biology she’s been having a ’shaky start’. You’ll get over it. It’ll be hard, I mean it is me after all, but it’ll happen eventually.

Marry, Kiss or throw got turned into Marry, Fuck or throw. I always find a way to dirtify things…

I might have told my Chemistry teacher (the nice one, not the Devil/Beaver) Zainab’s pornstar name – Zainab Lixalot – after which he thought I was disgusting and that I had crossed the student-teacher boundary. Good stuff.

The Devil/beaver Chemistry teacher will be killed. My god he’s gonna be the death of me. I actually almost cried in the lesson. It was so painful, that by the end (when he held us hostage and wouldn’t let us go) I was contemplating drawing blood and giving it to him, JUST LET US GO FUCKER…

I’ve decided that I’m much less tolerant of people this year…

And as a side note, before I go, Zara and Asfa seem to be having some sort of sordid secret affair… They said they were in bed, and I just wrongly assumed together… Hehe.

Saf