Funny Quotes
This page is for the amusement of … everyone? Though some should not be viewed by underage … viewers? The question marks indicate my unsure-ness of the subject. I feel some more are in order just for the sake of it. ????????????
Me to Zainab on MSN, late at night:
Right then, I’m going to bed with Harry Potter.
Well you can guess what kind of things that sparked in the mind of Zainab the Sicko and a multitude of other people. I MEANT GOING TO BED WITH THE BOOK AND READING IT! Though obviously, she made up a number of jokes and sexual innuendo’s including a creaking bed as a title to the Harry Potter book series and she also said something about a magic wand…. I’d rather not elaborate.
Sal talking to Me on MSN
You’re a Fucking Gay Pervert!
Of course this was followed by me with, “Go fuck yourself Sal!”. Wise words from the pair of us… Our conversations tend not to consist of much else other then swearing/insulting each other.
Sal talking to Me on MSN
Happy Mother’s Day Saf, how are the twins?
Made me chuckle. Great stuff Sal.









