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Gangsta cousin has a crush on David Tennant?

Hi,

Weird day today. Had more mock exams. Or shoud I say I failed more mock exams?

News Flash: It appears that ‘Gangsta cousin’ has a crush on David Tennant, the best Doctor Who that Doctor Who has seen. He revealed to me in confidence (so naturally I tell the whole world) that he had a dream in which he wants to, for want of a better word, fuck David Tennant. I didn’t know that he was inclined towards men in that way, especially those men who have an ‘alien’ background to them. Those who travel through time and space seem to turn him on. ‘Whatever floats your boat’.

Moving on to the next point…

Lol. He doesn’t really. He had a dream that he was a Sontaran (you know them great big aliens that look like baked potatoes!) :)  I just decided to read more into the dream and transformed it into him wanting to fuck David Tennant. I can assure you that he doesn’t want to do anything considered inappropriate towards David Tennant (Although I happen to know a certain female someone who wouldn’t mind a bit of David Tennant!)

So anyway. More mock exams tomorrow. I was depressed and have now cheered up with the whole David Tennant thing. Great Stuff.

Bye…

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Webcam Stripping Part 2

Hi,

Had stupid Maths mock exam which I’m sure I failed but in my defence, I’m rubbish at Maths… (Not a very good defence but oh well)

The webcam stripping continues. But this time it wasn’t really stripping. I’d just come out of the shower and was half naked already.

I was using the EEE laptop whilst doing the aforementioned webcam thingy so the small screen made it VERY hard for multiple conversations to be held. I kept saying dirty stuff which was meant for a female recipient but instead accidently typed to Sal (a male recipient in case you were unaware!). Needless to say he was a bit freaked out when I invited him for a video conversation, told him I was half naked, just got out of the shower and would be back in 2 minutes because I was gonna go wear some boxers… Again, in my defence, I can’t say it’s very comfortable getting into bed with no underwear on. I suppose it’s kinda like taking your shopping home with no carrier bags… Hah, I’m thinking that’s a great euphemism for something completely different.

So anyway, I ended everything with freaking Sal out once more. It’s always a good way to end the night. He was telling me something about finding someone fit, and I told him ‘I think you’re fit’. It was great. For me. I get my kicks in weird ways. *wink*

Got more mock exams tomorrow, so I bid you goodnight.

Laterz (I don’t speak like this and actually hate it when people say this but had this sudden urge type it…)

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Auditions and Aggressive Hairdressers

Hi,

Had Hecky’s Got Talent auditions today. It was fun. I like watching and judging people. Oh yeah, I don’t think I’ve talked much about this. We (me and another couple people) have organised a Talent Competition at school to raise money for charity. It’s good fun. There were some really good singers and dancers and stand-up comedians. Auditions have to continue next week because so many people came!

So anyway, after school I finally went to go get my haircut. Turned out to be a complete fiasco. This guy who was cutting my hair was being all stupid and aggressive and then started arguing with my brother. I was their thinking he’s cut half my hair, got scissors and hair shaver in his hand and my brother’s making him more angry. I feared that my neck and head would be severed and no longer intact by the time I left so I just got up off the chair and me and bro just walked out. Though admittedly brother had to be coerced to walk out seeing as he was arguing with the guy. So went somewhere else and had my hair cut again. Weird.

Anyway, I’m tired again. Waay too sleepy.

Bye

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Chemistry revision conference in Manchester

Today was… Different. I think that’s the best possible way to describe today.

We went to a revision conference in manchester and it was boring as hell. Actually I take that back, hell is probably more interesting.

Humaira fell asleep. Enough said! Me and Qudsiyah peered at her until she woke up so she got freaked out that people were staring at her asleep.

Me and Zainab ate sweets and laughed. A lot.

I almost got stuck in a lift because of this funny girl who was in the lift with me.

Almost got run over twice and had cars horning at me to tell me to get the hell out of the way and not open my bag of sweets in the middle of a busy road with oncoming traffic. Fun fun.

We laughed more.

Me and zainab created an insult page.

And that was it.

Byeee

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Adventures of Lupus

Hi,

Don’t wanna write much today.

I’ve joined facebook. As much as I hate myself for it, I’m kinda liking it.

Before I go, gotta mention The Adventures of Lupus. My cousin Sid makes me laugh. Great stuff. A little preview (It’s Lupus!):

Byeee

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Insult/Doodle Page

Hi,

Hows you people today? Don’t all speak at once. It’s ok. I don’t like you lot either. It was just niceties. Trying to be polite. I won’t in future. Did I mention, I don’t like you?

Anyway, Today started of with (drum roll) another free! I seem to have no lessons this week so the point of going to school seems to be… well that’s kinda the whole point, there is no point. If you get my drift.

Then a boring Maths lesson. Then a boring Business Studies lesson. Then a cancelled Chemistry lesson because the teacher was in a meeting with an architect?!?! What’s that all about? I wasn’t complaining though. I had another free hour.

Then Biology was cancelled as well due to the teacher moving house and not being in school so great stuff.

Lunch came and we all sat on a table. Then Humaira, wrote on a piece of paper ‘Bryony is purple’, which we all took as a cue to start writing on the paper as well. We just basically insulted each other. See below for the scanned ‘insult’ page (CLICK THE PICTURE TO ENLARGE AND SEE IT IN ALL IT’S GLORY). It was great. As Zainab said, I love my friends. We may be sad (or is it just me?) but we have good times (occasionally…).

A skills lesson was forced upon us which was pointless so I sat there and drunk Hot Chocolate and ate fruit whilst the form tutor rambled on about something.

THEN (overuse of the word ‘then’ in this post), we played badminton. Bryony and Humaira came to watch but then joined in too. I played against Ben and got really competitive. Me and Zainab played for about an hour straight. I swear, I was getting a little aggressive towards the end due to the evil-ness that is Ben. Humaira video’d me playing. She expected me to be rubbish but I’ve improved a lot! Even Ben said so. I was freakishly good today!

Then we bitched about people in the common room (I say bitched but we just talked about people and I was too tired from bouncing around playing badminton). Humaira showed symptoms of Alzheimers. Then I went home and had a shower for an hour (rhyme=unintentional) and watched 3 episodes of Friends. Good fun.

That’s it.

Byeeee

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The ridiculous-ness that is Earth Day.

Hi,

It’s Earth Day today. I know. How lame is that? In protest, I’ve turned on all the computers in the house and had a shower for about 60-70 minutes. So there…

Before I talk about today, forgot to mention in yesterday’s post about my eccentric cousin Saheda. Gotta post this seeing as I’ll look over this in years to come and laugh about it. On Friday, Saheda rung me up whilst she was in the Apple Store on Regent Street in London. It was hilarious. She sounded so excited and she didn’t wanna go out of the store. It was like she was high on Apple products. She sounded deranged and over excited. Kinda like what I’d be like if I was there. It’s a great store though (only seen it in pictures!). I’m highly jealous of her. I wanna go there too! I will be there sometime this year after my exams. I will make sure of it! Oh and she loved the store so much she ended up buying an 8GB iPod Nano. Kinda like me again. How could you NOT buy something if you were in a store so beautiful?

So anyway, today. Had an hour of free first in which I did nothing.

Then had Business Studies in which I found out that our teacher is ditching us and leaving because he has been promoted to Head of Department in some other school. I dislike him but he was a good teacher and I don’t want him to leave.

After this was a great lesson of Maths in which Zainab thought that Kandoo soap actually came out as foam in the shape of frogs. Yes, she is very dim. I couldn’t stop laughing at the idea of having a foam frog being dispensed in your hand…

Then another free where Humaira tried typing on the Asus EEE but her ineptitude at typing really showed through when she was unable to type.

Biology was just an embarrassing lesson! Humaira did the work. Becky copied the work. And I did nothing. Teacher asked me for the answer to question 4 or something and I read off Becky’s sheet. Turns out she copied Humaira’s work wrong as she couldn’t read Humaira’s handwriting! i.e. Successfully done she copied down as surgically done and gene’s expressed copied down as gene’s exposed. Teacher just looked at me as I talked about surgically doing stuff and exposed stuff when the question was about gene therapy! Not good. How surgically came into it I don’t know. Becky does NOT know how to copy work properly.

Statistics was the next lesson but it got cancelled because the teacher couldn’t unlock the classroom door! I couldn’t stop laughing. He tried unlocking the door but it just wouldn’t open, t’was jammed! Hilarious! So we couldn’t have a lesson out in the Hall so lesson was cancelled. Great Stuff.

And then another free lesson in which we talked to Sal again in aaages. Haven’t talked to him for a while.

Then went to Hollybank where we played tennis with the kids and played on the laptop.

That was the end of my day today. Dull, I know but at least I’m blogging again!

Oh, one more thing, Lauren gave me a jalapeño plant! How cool! I’m supposed to look after it and make it grow so I will post weekly updates and pictures every week. I also need to post more pictures on which I said I’d do today but I’ll do it tomorrow.

Good Night

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It’s been a long time…

Hi,

I can’t believe the lack of blogging. It’s been waaay too long since I last blogged. I usually put it down to laziness but this time it’s laziness AND having to do a lot of work. I’m actually getting better at all this ‘revision’ lark people seem to go on about. Having got through almost all the exams in my life with minimal or no revision, I decided that seeing as A-Levels are harder, that I would do a bit of revision. I swear I’m getting better at it…

To sum up things which have happened:

• Zaynah’s other Birthday party @ Ponderosa lacked coverage on the blog. I will be putting up a LOT of pictures tomorrow. From birthday parties to other random stuff. Keep a look out.
• Me and Humaira having a violent ‘attack each other’ session at Lunch - This was sorta fun. She hit me with sandwich boxes and Pukka Pads and I ended up hitting her with a Critical Thinking text book (which Bryony kindly donated seeing as she was getting off on the attacking) and then my chemistry text book which proved very successfull in knocking Humaira out. I don’t think either of us can remember why we were attacking each other. We must have knocked the memory out of each other Suffice to say, we both suffered headaches in the lessons following the ‘attack session’. Something to do with Penguins and violating them…
• I willing played a Sport! - Bear in mind I use the word ‘willingly’ VERY loosely. I was more forced to play by Zainab. Andy and Ben and other people were playing badminton etc so Zainab forced me to go with her and play. At first we were gonna lob basketballs at Ben whilst hiding behind a wall but Andy caught me and made me join in. I didn’t like it. I suck at playing sports. And I hurt myself. Adarsh took a HUGE chunk out of my little finger on my right hand. It was not pleasant to say the least… I will return this Wednesday and smash a racket over Adarsh’s head so no worries. I will have my revenge.
• Me, Zainab and Andy went all the way down to Morrisons and bought pomegranates. This was not a random purchase… It was fully justified…

So anyway, that’s all the exciting stuff out the way. Fine, it may not have been exciting. It was simply stuff that happened. Happy?

Today was a BRILLIANT day. All teachers apart from Chemistry teacher was away so I had no lessons until 2:30 in the afternoon! So I went home and came back to school at 2:30. Spent the day curled up on the sofa watching Friends and eating Nacho’s with mum (me and mum prepare some mean Nacho’s)! Then did about 30 to 45 minutes of revision. Then the dreaded returning to school and doing chemistry for an hour. What a joke.

Tomorrow is gonna be good seeing as I already have a definite 2 hours free. Hopefully some more teachers are away and I have more free’s!

Byeee

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Illness

Hi,

I’m sorry to have to inform you that The Excellency That Is Saf has come down recently with a sudden spout of illness. This has led to him having to withdraw himself from society, not only as a safety precaution for both himself and the general public, but also due to the fact that his current health does not permit him to carry out normal activities. I can say with much confidence that His Majesty’s main concern was the safety of the general public. For those of you who are well acquainted with The Brilliance That Is Saf, you will understand that this quite truly is an unprecedented act. Rest assured, it was a one-off and will not happen again. It goes without saying that The Greatness That Is Saf is the most important person in the world and whose safety and well-being is always No 1 priority of those close to him and every other living person/thing in this world. Even the people that He looks down up, spits at and wipes his nose on, the kind of people who disgust him and for whom He will do everything in his power (which is to say anything seeing as ‘He’s got the powwwerrr’) to have them brutally executed whilst he has his lunch time meal. Even these people will succumb to The Brilliant Saf as do anything to protect Him.

The Illness has unfortunately prevented Him from having the strength to be able to blog as well as his extra-curricular activities at night…

I am, however, glad to say that he will very shortly be slowly integrating back into the community and will soon be regaining the strength to be able to blog and……

That will be all,

Thank you and GoodBye.

Yours Truly ( I say your’s but I really mean Saf’s Truly),

Sexy Licious –> *************** Spokesperson for His Majesty, Saf

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Zaynah’s Birthday

Hi,

Before I continue, Yesterday (April 1st) I went to SureStart to do some work with Kaj. Oh and I almost broke a very expensive badge maker but that’s a whole new topic. I have mentioned this for a reason but I can’t be bothered explaining.

So anyway, today was Zaynah’s Birthday. It was at Little Rascals PlayGym. T’was great fun. Zaynah enjoyed it loads. Everyone enjoyed it loads. Adults and children! I had fun in the ball pool and trampoline thingy. We ended up having ball fights - boys vs girls. So much fun. Throwing them everywhere. At one point we were actually telling the kids to go play somewhere else because all of us lot (adults) wanted to jump into the ball pool!

Got some great piks. I’ll put a few up now and the rest tomorrow with a link to them. Got a couple videos as well. Press play to watch. They are funny seeing as the people involved are over 20 years old…

Byeee

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